satire

CU has generously scrapped together enough money to fund the acquisition of one teeny, tiny chair for students. By Shannon Ross

A University Hill resident braves the wasteland to get to the football game in time. A modern epic by Harley Powell

The Justice for Immaterial Zygotes Act is only in early stages of conception but is already causing outrage in men.

#Progressive

Grapevine helps you get it together the last two weeks of school, just in time to cram for finals. Isn’t that lovely?

In anticipation of the upcoming presidential election results, the elite are moving underground and into luxurious bunkers.

“Wieners Out” and “Douche and a Danish” from South Park have aired. Austin Willeke recaps both of them and looks at what worked.

So what do the new freshmen have to offer? By Hayla Wong

Actors, writers and editors talk about what satire means in today’s world. By Alexa Friedman

By Megan Curry:
A simple guide to behaving properly when using campus transport.