Satire

The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

American society is enduring a crisis in the accessibility of higher education. The proletariat must rise up. By Sam Metivier

RTD’s Bus Service released a new safety video and we have the transcript here. A CU Bluffs piece by Shannon Ross.

The school will focus on those with absurd hairstyles and questionable fashion sense to achieve their diversity quota. By Shannon Ross

CU Boulder’s own Eric Benson does the school proud by showcasing his world-class spitting ability. By Camille Sauers

CU has generously scrapped together enough money to fund the acquisition of one teeny, tiny chair for students. By Shannon Ross

A University Hill resident braves the wasteland to get to the football game in time. A modern epic by Harley Powell

The Justice for Immaterial Zygotes Act is only in early stages of conception but is already causing outrage in men.