RTD’s Bus Service released a new safety video and we have the transcript here. A CU Bluffs piece by Shannon Ross.
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CU Bluffs: CU unveils new diversity initiative to recruit ‘every kind of white person’
by Shannon Rossby Shannon RossThe school will focus on those with absurd hairstyles and questionable fashion sense to achieve their diversity quota. By Shannon Ross
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CU Boulder’s own Eric Benson does the school proud by showcasing his world-class spitting ability. By Camille Sauers
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CU Bluffs: Regents find enough money in budget for one teeny, tiny chair
by Shannon Rossby Shannon RossCU has generously scrapped together enough money to fund the acquisition of one teeny, tiny chair for students. By Shannon Ross
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A University Hill resident braves the wasteland to get to the football game in time. A modern epic by Harley Powell
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CU climate scientists report that sleep reduces carbon levels. Students are spearheading the fight against climate change. By Conner Kingsley
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The Justice for Immaterial Zygotes Act is only in early stages of conception but is already causing outrage in men.
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In anticipation of the upcoming presidential election results, the elite are moving underground and into luxurious bunkers.
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CU Bluffs: PSL most sarcastically popular beverage of Fall
by Hayla Wongby Hayla WongThe Pumpkin Spice Latte’s popularity and record-breaking sales owes credit to countless artists just trying to make a statement.
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