Satire

Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

American society is enduring a crisis in the accessibility of higher education. The proletariat must rise up. By Sam Metivier

RTD’s Bus Service released a new safety video and we have the transcript here. A CU Bluffs piece by Shannon Ross.

The school will focus on those with absurd hairstyles and questionable fashion sense to achieve their diversity quota. By Shannon Ross

CU Boulder’s own Eric Benson does the school proud by showcasing his world-class spitting ability. By Camille Sauers

CU has generously scrapped together enough money to fund the acquisition of one teeny, tiny chair for students. By Shannon Ross