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CU climate scientists report that sleep reduces carbon levels. Students are spearheading the fight against climate change. By Conner Kingsley

The Justice for Immaterial Zygotes Act is only in early stages of conception but is already causing outrage in men.

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In anticipation of the upcoming presidential election results, the elite are moving underground and into luxurious bunkers.

The Pumpkin Spice Latte's popularity and record-breaking sales owes credit to countless artists just trying to make a statement.

The recent operating system update has fixed existing bugs and added new communication features, but some are noticing bizarre new issues.

A malfunction of CU Rec Center's air filtration system has resulted in excessive ab checks and a hankering for protein shakes.

So what do the new freshmen have to offer? By Hayla Wong