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    CU Bluffs: Anarchy club calls first meeting to order

    by Alex Mumm December 4, 2019
    by Alex Mumm December 4, 2019

    Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: CU announces initiative to become nation’s top party school

    by Alex Mumm November 10, 2019
    by Alex Mumm November 10, 2019

    CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: Passive voice used by CU freshman

    by Alex Mumm October 29, 2019
    by Alex Mumm October 29, 2019

    Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: CU student hopes new thesaurus will help hide lack of intellect

    by Alex Mumm October 13, 2019
    by Alex Mumm October 13, 2019

    The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: Students want to rename ‘sidewalk’ something more politically correct

    by Alex Mumm September 28, 2019
    by Alex Mumm September 28, 2019

    The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

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    CU Bluffs: Why stealing silverware from the C4C is what Marx wanted

    by Sam Metivier February 22, 2019
    by Sam Metivier February 22, 2019

    American society is enduring a crisis in the accessibility of higher education. The proletariat must rise up. By Sam Metivier

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    CU Bluffs: RTD Bus Service Releases New Promo Safety Video

    by Shannon Ross April 9, 2018
    by Shannon Ross April 9, 2018

    RTD’s Bus Service released a new safety video and we have the transcript here. A CU Bluffs piece by Shannon Ross.

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    CU Bluffs: CU unveils new diversity initiative to recruit ‘every kind of white person’

    by Shannon Ross March 23, 2018
    by Shannon Ross March 23, 2018

    The school will focus on those with absurd hairstyles and questionable fashion sense to achieve their diversity quota. By Shannon Ross

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    CU Bluffs: Modest CU Sophomore on his illustrious public spitting career

    by Camille Sauers March 6, 2018
    by Camille Sauers March 6, 2018

    CU Boulder’s own Eric Benson does the school proud by showcasing his world-class spitting ability. By Camille Sauers

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    CU Bluffs: Regents find enough money in budget for one teeny, tiny chair

    by Shannon Ross March 4, 2018
    by Shannon Ross March 4, 2018

    CU has generously scrapped together enough money to fund the acquisition of one teeny, tiny chair for students. By Shannon Ross

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