I met a girl at the gym last winter.
I got her number and name, and with that I was Fred Astaire, dancing on the ceiling and leaving victorious yelling voicemails on my best friend’s phones after she returned my first call.
We had a date. Imagine it this way.
Microsoft, the master of masters, the oracle of oracles, has blessed us once again with another striking rendition of its iconic “Zune.” No release date has yet been set, but there are rumors of three new models. Fabulous. I think it’s time I got in line (that’s sarcasm).
The last time I popped open a soda and chugged away, I was grossly uninformed over what I was pouring into my body. The next day I saw a report that said drinking a soda a day meant you would gain 10 pounds in a year. Yes, 10 pounds. So that was it, I haven’t touched the stuff for nearly four years.
Lucky is when you find a golden lamp and a genie grants you three wishes. Lucky is when Carrot Top snags the girl over George Clooney. Lucky is when the Amish community funds your rap album.
I will be blunt and probably a little pretentious. The radio sucks. I can barely stand to listen to it anymore. I have no desire to hear the new Nickleback single; I can just go listen to any of their old albums and hear the same song with a different title.
Waiting for Halo 3 was agony. Pure, unadulterated agony with no sign of release in sight. Not until Sept. 24 at midnight when I could touch it, feel it, breathe Halo for the next week. The waiting felt surreal, a bit like a movie…
[Fade in to Black and White.]
To say it was an overstatement would be quite the understatement.
The expletive plastered in bold print across the pages of Friday, Sept. 21’s edition of CSU’s student paper, the Rocky Mountain Collegian, rhymed with truck but had the impact of a freight train on the Fort Collins campus community and the life of its now-embattled editor-in-chief, J. David McSwane.
That smell from the north isn’t Greeley, it’s the metaphorical manure that hit the fan in Fort Collins.
Saturday, the Buffs earned their second victory of the season, crushing Miami (Ohio) 42-0. Last year, it took the Buffs 11 games to get their second victory. Four games into the 2007 football season, and CU has already matched that total. It’s a good start.
Americans, especially here in the Southwest, are no longer seeing the level of service once received from the food service industry.
In the coming weeks, many new television programs will be airing across the major networks. Here is my humble opinion on what to expect. Journeyman: So, what do you do when you’ve got one immensely popular time traveling superhero? Well, get another one of course.