Alex Mumm

Toilet paper aisles are going empty and poopers are getting desperate. Here are six thrifty TP solutions to get you through the pandemic. By Alex Mumm

It turns out all of your insecurities are true. Literally no one likes you. By Alex Mumm

A man in Florida has a solid day. That’s it. Just a good day. By Alex Mumm

Some students are tired of law and order, so they formed a club to talk about it. By Alex Mumm

CU Boulder has fallen off of the top party school rankings. The president of the university wants to change that. By Alex Mumm

Passive voice cannot be detected by students at CU Boulder, which is angering professors. By Alex Mumm

The more confusing the word, the smarter you are. By Alex Mumm

The word “sidewalk” sounds too much like “side chick,” leading some CU students to advocate for changing the word altogether. By Alex Mumm

Late Night comedy is beating a dead horse with Trump, and CU students are starting to do the same. By Alex Mumm