Back by popular demand, a collection of the most interesting and ridiculous things overheard on campus this week.
“*Name Redacted* just inhaled a chunk of ice. Will it melt or will she choke?”
A new game show idea?
“I fell into a rack at Nordstrom Rack”
“Oh my god *name redacted*, don’t tell them about the Starbucks incident!”
OK, now I really want to hear about the Starbucks incident.
“I think my flipcup skills landed me a future wife”
What a promising start to your relationship.
Check back next week for a new list guaranteed to either brighten up your day or make you ashamed to attend CU.