“What do you enjoy most about Global Jam?”
“Lots of food and beautiful girls.”

“How long have you been drumming?”
“As long as I can remember, man. The beat is within you.”

“Global Jam is awesome. It exposes students to different foods and cultures. It gets them out and mingling with people.”

“If it’s higher its called highlining. You can highline across a canyon.”
“Have you ever done that?”
“Gosh, no.”

“What is your favorite part about being an RA?”
“Dancing, dancing with new people from new places. We dance around everywhere. Everyone dances differently, gosh darn-it.”

“I’ve been hula hooping since March 11.”
“Why do you know the exact date?”
“I made a hula hoop that day.”
“How did you make a hula hoop?”
“With tubing and electrical tape.”

“Whose World Cup is that?”
“Uh, I just borrowed it.”