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  New new year’s resolutions

  Jan 31, 2012comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. With January coming to a close, it’s about that time that your New Year’s Resolutions are on their last... read more »

   
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  “Honey, I think I broke Facebook”

  Nov 28, 2011comments

   (CU Independent Photo Illustration/Robert R. Denton) The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. A sense of comfort washes over me as I enter my... read more »

   
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  Cartoon: Occupy

  Nov 18, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. CU Independent’s Chelsea Shettler takes a look at the Occupy movement. (CU Independent Illustration/Chelsea... read more »

   
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  Photo faux pas

  Oct 31, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. A picture is worth a thousand words. That is, unless the picture is a snapshot of you pouting into the camera... read more »

   
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  Trick or tramp?

  Oct 25, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. There’s nothing like Halloween to make you a paranoid mess. Whether it’s vampires, werewolves, or that... read more »

   
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  I hate everything: Too hip to quit

  Oct 13, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. Hipster sightings have become rampant on Norlin Quad. The subjects are said to be wearing disintegrating cardigans... read more »

   
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  Slow walkers keep ruining my day

  Oct 4, 2011comments

  It’s 8:45 a.m. and I have exactly 15 minutes to walk from my house to class. The sun is shining, birds are chirping and the sweet smell of autumn fills the air. The day is crisp and clear and I am in full stride now, walking briskly and happily... read more »

   
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  I hate everything: Come to the dark side

  Oct 3, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. Equipped with coffee cups and bags under their eyes, the kids in my 9 a.m. class foolishly compete to see... read more »

   
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  I’m not the brightest Mac in the Apple Store

  Sep 27, 2011comments

  The opinions represented in this article do not necessarily represent those of the staff of CUIndependent.com nor any of its sponsors. A true cynic knows that there is nothing better than reveling in someone else’s stupidity. Undoubtedly,... read more »